Traditional, Contemporary, Emerging
What i want to know is this:
– What is in that third cup under Emerging? I bet it is Chai. Fair-trade chai made from cruelty-free tea leaves and NOT purchased from Starbucks. Can I get a witness???
– How can they expect emerging people to get up so early on a Sunday morning?
– What happens when the emerging people want hymns around the organ?
– What happens when the traditional people want to take their shoes off, paint Bible verses on the wall and drink some chai?